i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The struggles of a small town man whore
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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