Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize