butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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