Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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