Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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