Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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