Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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