Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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