found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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