The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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