lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
