White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
