its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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