Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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