yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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