No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
