Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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