You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on