I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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