And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Randomize
