Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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