too bad you live with your parents still
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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