he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My life is pants optional.
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