dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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