I don't think brook has ever known best
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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