Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do vagina's smell?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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