Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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