Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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