i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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