So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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