im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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