apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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