Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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