your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
