your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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