Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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