Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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