Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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