i will never coherently bang her
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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