what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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