Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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