I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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