You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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