did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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