at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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