just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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