Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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