I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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