Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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