no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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