That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits