You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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