A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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