Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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