Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
is that a dick in a sweater?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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