Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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