Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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