the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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